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Sarah Jane at Wishon 2009

Castle Rock
Sarah Jane puts on her shoes before a muscle-fatiguing climb in
Castle Rock State Park, California.

Photo by Alvaro Madrigal
After a couple hours of trying to fall asleep, I abandoned my new tent, gathered my sleeping bag and crawled into my little car. I put the front seat as far down as it could go. However, even my short legs were cramped. But the boxed quietude allowed sleep to come.
For what remained of the night, I wiggled my curled legs this way and that, trying to get comfortable.
Impossible. But at least I could sleep.
Finally, the sun came up. I rolled down the window to see whether The Devil yet trumpeted his demonic nose horn.
Silence.
Ahhh, perhaps I could catch an hour or two of sleep fully sprawled out in my tent.
Then ...
rock climbing devil
The Devil and his mate enjoy breakfast on
a morning Sarah Jane was unrested because of
the unholy honks emanating from their tent.

Photo by Sarah Jane Alexander
“Whoooaaaaaaoooonnnnnkkkkkk!”
Hell’s bells! Literally.
I passed back into a couple fitful hours of cramped car sleep.
When I awoke for good, the first thing I did was glance at The Devil’s camp. I had to see what this inconsiderate brute looked like.
An average chunky American. And his mate did look as if she could knock me down with a single lick, so I was glad I hadn’t approached their tent demanding silence.
I watched them go about their morning, enjoying breakfast, apparently well rested.
I felt cranky. The Devil was obliviously cheerful while I was tired because of his behemoth bellowing. But even that couldn’t keep me cranky. I was going climbing.
That night perched around a campfire in a different – quiet – park, I told Alvaro: “I don’t know what I would have rather had, a good night’s sleep, or the story of The Devil.”
“I think the story is better,” he said.
“Me too,” I said.
Besides, I was back to working those unrested muscles on the rock within hours. The hot tub’s relaxation would have faded quickly, while this story will always provoke a wry smile.

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