I hate my ex

[sarahjane]

Not really. But I found a Web site full of juicy short tales by people who do ... I culled the most hilarious/disturbing ones to give you a laugh:


So.. she waits to "remember" having FIVE prior husbands until we're on a foreign honeymoon. Called the known ex.. he said to check the state bankruptcy filings. I changed the locks and sold her underwear on Ebay. Effen whore


I STRONGLY dislike you, Michael.You lied, cheated & mooched for 5 years while you were pulling in over 100 grand. I never would have seen those texts from other women unless you hadn't passed out.Thank God I have a moral compass b/c I was seriously thinking about dosing your dosing your diabetic ass


Split up with my ex after seeing her for just over a year, mainly coz she was a coke head and i know i have no future with her type. anyway, 2 months down the line and i have a hunch that my so-called best mate is now shagging her, what a f*cking sl*t. and what a f*cking wanker my so-called mate is


I'm sorry I wanted you to care I was sick. That I didn't want you to pick on me about my poems. That I'd prefer hanging out to sucking your dick all the time. Dang.


I fell in love with this girl, i poured my heart out to her, i told her all of my darkest secrets and she told me hers. I trusted her. I come home one day, and there she is sucking off some guy and she gets all hurt saying i invade her privacy. The next day shes gone, and my house is on fire. Bitch.


this stupid bitch slept with 3 different guys while i was married to her....married for a year and half..she was hiding money away and not making the house payment with the money i was giving her. So now i'm dealing with a house thats in forclosure and still having to hear her bitch to me


well i wasted 3 years it started off great he was needy and i gave him all of me. i did lie to him at times i never cheated on him i loved him and still do. now he has friends Autumn and jesus they just broke up. he is over that bitches house all the time. plus he really wants to get in jesus pants


i am the queen of irony! cheating, chauvenistic, lying, using, irresponsible, selfish dickheads should not be able to become small (penised) business owners who work with the irs and use (in every sense) financial planners based on the bible! all he needs is a harem and a ranch and he is on cnn!


when I was married to my ex husband he used to like to wear women's undergarments. He used to like to wear panties, tights etc. I have revenge fantasies of telling everyone about it especially his girlfriend... I know where the bodies are buried!! HELP


I must be glutten for punishment. Laid down with the same witholding, emotionally unavailable JERK and it wasn't even worth it. I hate him and I hope Karma slaps him with a brick in his teeth. I pray that he gets hit by a stray bullet in the neck when they start shooting at midnight.


I caught my ex on web cam chats watching girls masturbating and chatting them up at the same time. When I confronted him he told me he was trying to learn how to talk dirty to me.


i hate my ex because he's a f*cking *sshole. he broke up with me because i wouldn't put chocolate syrup in my *sshole and sh*t it out onto his face.


because she stopped making me money on the pimp stroll


Arroyo, Miss world class drama queen. Our drama commenced when she grew increasingly jealous of my females friends. She started by dropping my draws and smelling my crouch when I came home from work. Once she even said " your d*ck smells funny. Who's been here?"


I h8 my ex..he has the waist the size of a teenage girl (he thinks this is attractive). He gets hit on by men all the time. Straight men think he's gay and I don't blame them...Once on a trip to San Francisco he would not quit obsessing about talking to the transvestites there..what a closet freak!


I hate my ex with a passion the drunkin buzzard. you thought you could put your hands on me ha wrong you found out the hard way I kicked your ass spit in your beer. I let you break up with me cause your crazy and knew you would just move on. you screw like a teen 4321 your time is up noodleman


i will never forgive my ex! she called me up about 3 months ago to tell me that she is pregnant. i asked her who the father is and she said my father. wtf erghhh...

[skully]

Jeeze.... Makes me glad I don't get out much.